Big Breast Becomes DUI Excuse From Drunk Female

Big breasts was the latest excuse when a Port St. Lucie, Florida woman was arrested for DUI last week, but the officers didn’t buy it, especially since she was speeding and crossing over the double yellow lines repeatedly.

The woman who used the big breast excuse to reason with the police was 49-year-old Maureen Raymond when police first spotted her taking up two spots in a drugstore parking lot to buy more alcohol beverages.

Raymond was given a field sobriety test which she failed. However according to WTVJ-TV, she told officers she failed the test because of her big breasts throwing her off balance.

The arresting deputy had written in his report that Raymond had glassy eyes, slurred speech and was staggering.

He also wrote, “She told me that I needed to understand that she is big-chested and . . . she is not going to balance well.”

Adding, “She told me, ‘Big breast you don’t balance well.'”

The deputy reports that when he asked her to walk a straight line she began dancing and stripping. He wrote she “began to take her clothes off to show me her breast and I stopped her.”

She was arrested for DUI and was released the following day on a $750 bond. At the county jail she was asked to take a breathalyzer test, in which she responded by saying, “she was praying and that I need to relax because she is praying and God is first,” according to the deputy.

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